Roasting Marshmallows Over Lava

 

"Firehose" eruption of Kilauea, February 2017

I have a stupid sense of humor, especially when I’m bored. But I usually don’t make the national news as a result.

Usually.

http://time.com/5293693/kilauea-volcano-usgs-marshmallow/

Parenthetically, I do know better. I was at Kilauea in February of 2017 and kept a nice safe distance.