Monthly Archives: December 2017

Happy New Year 2018

By | December 31, 2017

Carole and I aren’t doing a damned thing this New Year’s, and it’s not because we lack options. It’s colder than hell outside (like, -10) and we both have colds. I know standing for hours in Times Square wishing desperately for a port-o-john is the more glamorous alternative, but no, we’re just going to stay home and take… Read More »

My Heritage

By | December 30, 2017

The following gibberish was inspired by an IFLScience! article about white supremacists sending their DNA off to be evaluated and finding out, to their horror, that they’re not as lily-white at a genetic level as they thought. Carole bought us MyHeritage genetic origin testing kits for Christmas. I had never bothered to do so myself since we don’t have… Read More »